A dear friend sent this to me.  Enjoy.  
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES 
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids 
each for six weeks. 
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes 
There is no fast food. 
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, 
correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, 
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. 
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
week. 
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and 
relatives, and send cards out on time. 
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist 
appointment and a haircut appointment. 
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the 
Urgent Care. 
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. 
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, 
planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. 
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and
all chores are done. 
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with 
jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails 
polished and eyebrows groomed. 
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe 
abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings 
but never once complain or slow down from other duties. 
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least 
once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. 
They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each 
night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and 
comb their hair by 7:00 am. 
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will 
be required to know all of the following information: each child's 
birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. 
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of 
labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, 
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they 
want to be when they grow up. 
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man 
wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his 
spouse at a moment's notice. 
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called 
Mother! 
After you get done laughing, send this to as many females as you think 
will get a kick out of it and as many men as you think can handle it. 
Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed!
Saturday, March 1, 2008
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5 comments:
I really enjoyed this!
Anonymous,
Glad you enjoyed it. It made me laugh. We have a hard job, don't we?
I read this before, but enjoyed seeing it again.
But don't forget to through in a 40hour work week at the office after dropping the kids at childcare/ school at 7:30 am and then picking them up after 5:00, drive home and THEN start dinner ;)
Lisa
Wow! It is amazing all that we are responible for. Much of what we do comes naturally because God made us that way. To care for and nuture others and the amazing God given ablity to multitask. I do have to admit that I cannot get through my day with out Jesus' help to lift me up and give me strength.
Thank you Jesus!
Thanks! I needed a good laugh today.
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